If You Give a Turtle a Jetpack
If you give Tim The Turtle a jetpack then, he will travel from Earth to outerspace.
If he travels from Earth to outerspace then, he will land on the moon.
If he lands on the moon then, he will see some aliens.
If he sees some aliens then, the aliens will be confused.
If the aliens are confused then, they will try to talk to Tim The Turtle.