Alright, I’m here at Petsmart. They're feeding the cats right now so I have to wait. By the way your humans think that dogs don’t like cats but it’s the other way around. They’re the annoying ones.
We’re ready to go, or at least I am. Are you? Great. It’s time to steal from Petsmart. Their food is waiting. Why am I stealing, this seems so illegal.
You know I used to be a lot more happy when I had 12 donuts. Now I’m not. Just so you know don’t eat 12 donuts in 30 seconds. It’s bad math.
I need some water from this hose. Dang it. Its water isn’t coming out. Come on Hose.
Never mind. I liked the first plan better than the second plan so, I’ll redo it tomorrow.
Your wait is over because I’m going in baby, whoo whoo! Bark, Bark, Bark!
“Ohh a cute doggy” said a little girl. Then I thought who was the cute doggy?
Then I felt something on me and I knew I was the cute doggy. So, the little girl took me to her house. If you’re wondering what happened to me...let's just say it wasn’t fun. But, it was worth it because they’re way better than my old owners. I don’t know what happened to them, but I hope it was bad because these new people know how to feed me!