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(Didja know in the markeng world these barns
and Burma-Shave signs are textbook famous’?)
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














David
Letterman


AIR CONDITIONING & HEATING
Commercial / Residential / Geothermal
--
Aaron J Carmack
Financial Advisor
705 NW Atlantic St, Ste A
Tullahoma, TN 37388
(931) 461-2902
4715 Riley Creek Road
Normandy, TN 37360
931.857.3911
Bait
Beer
Food
MORE
Barton Springs
Grocery & Bait
LEMONADE STANDS WERE
FIRST REFERENCED IN THE
LATE 1870’S BY
THE NEW
YORK TIMES .
EDWARD BOK STARTED
SELLING ICE WATER FOR A
PENNY AT THE AGE OF 10.
BECAUSE OTHER BOYS
STARTED COPYING HIM, HE
DECIDED TO UP THE ANTE
AND MADE LEMONADE TO
SELL FOR THREE CENTS!
10. related to significant social or political change
1. in an educational manner
3. trying to get attention by being inappropriate
5. relating to two molecules
6. using either hand equally
8. to communicate readily
7. thoughts that are removed from reality





2. showing villainous or wicked traits
9. dependent on uncertainty or risky behaviors
11. treating serious issues with sarcastic humor
12. in a manner that is open to doubt
13. abstaining from or eating/drinking moderately
4. in an unflattering or disrespectful way
in the Downtown Avenues
115 NW Atlantic St. Tullahoma
(931) 581-0875


THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE MOST
IMPORTANT DAY OF YOUR LIFE! WHEN A
DAY BEGINS, YOU NEVER REALLY KNOW
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN.





THESE PICTURES REQUIRE
NO EXPLANATION




MAGIC TRICK
of a mentalist
 


(like 123 not 121)
 
(i.e. 321)
 

 (i.e. 321 123)
 

 

Your answer is on
the back page.
Can you find her?
Throughout this magazine, there
are 4 tiny versions of these images.
Catch Cat,(find her) then email
catchcat@mcmurr.com.
Drawing the 15th of next month.




$20
for
the
dessert shop

 


(thats like email these days) -
?”
-
 
A TRIP TO MARS!
-



-
who happened not to be real
Marans, just the managers children.) -
-

-
kinda





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(if you have a 2 digit, like 99, put
0 in front of it to make it a 3 digit
number and reverse it; 990.)
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


--

---

··
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
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






1) How do you make a lemon drop?
2) How does the moon cut his hair?
3) Why couldnt the pirate play cards?
4) What do you call a blind dinosaur?
5) What did the hat say to the scarf?
6) Whats red and bad for your teeth?
7) How do you make Lady Gaga mad?
8) What do you call a duck that gets all As?
9) What did the right eye say to the left eye?
10)Why couldnt the pony sing himself a lullaby?
11)Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
12)Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
13)Did you hear that Im reading a book about anti-gravity?
14)What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
15)I saw a robbery at an Apple Store, which makes me
16)What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
17)What did the laundryman say to the impatient customer?
18)Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
19)What does a snail say when it rides on a turtles back?
20)After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table.
21)Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
22)I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
23)Why dont big cats play poker in the safari?
24)How do you catch a whole school of fish?
25)What does a spy do when he gets cold?
26)Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
 What did the horse say after it tripped?
 How do you keep a bull from charging?
August 16th is National Tell A Joke Day
so naturally we have to give you extra jokes
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 
  
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


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
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


Mr Goodney’s Corner
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
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

--

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




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
fishing nets
license plate
2 pineapples
pirate flag
5 seashells
stack of rocks
cocktail umbrella
banana (bunch)
banana (single)
beach sandal
coral
crab
diver
dog
6 fish
whale
3 parrots
lizard
3 starfish
bottle
4 boats
2 coconuts
pelican
2 anchors
seahorse
2 monkeys
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

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


20’’.
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

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

Dog Days of Summer
Have Nothing to do with Man’s Best Friend!
Canis Major
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

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


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

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

bat al-jawzāʾ


(armpits again? Surely
there are beer
subjects!) 
Beetlejuice


Beetlejuice


30’


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
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
Summer Wishes,
Winter Dreams





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