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The Collection as of 2025:“It doesn’t matter whose idea it was, as long as our alibi match.”~Scarlett Cougar Scarlett Cougar
What is Scarlett Up to?Scarlett Cougar is a mildly feral boomish in pretirement!She’s ipping the bird to “twilight years” and charging forward with her own line of giftables for the Galfriend who truly has everything.Because, let’s be honest—girls run the world. Let’s celebrate these imporant relationships with great collaborations and meory making events!We’re here, loud and proud, to support the necessary shift.After the dust settles and everyone else takes what they need, it’s your girlfriends who show up for the real conversations, the tough courage, and the unconditional love. These playful gifts are just a fun way to say:“Hey, you’re my Bestie, and I love and admire you! Thanks for laughing wi me at is wild ride we ca life. We’re amazing—now let’s kick ass and carry on!”Scarlett Cougar’s gratitude is immeasurable towards her Spiritual Leader Dr. David, Cousins Connie, Barbara, and Carmen; Step-Mum Barbara, Spiritual Therapist Coleen, and BFF Margarita, whose guidance and support have been instrumental in her journey.
DedicationThis book is dedicated to The Sisterhood... every Mother, Step-mother, Cousin, Sister, Aunt, Niece and Daughter that chose to come from heaven and take this wild ride here on the Blue Marble. I am in awe of you and how you take care of The Everything... It’s time to come together.It’s time to take care of you.And So It Is.
“It doesn’t matter whose idea it was, as long as our alibi match.”What’s Scarlett up to? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i1. Greeting Card (5” x 7”) . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12. Hobby or Kitchen Apron . . . . . . . . . . . . 33. Coee or Cocktail Tumbler (20oz) . . . . . . 54. Kitchen or Bar Towel . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 75. Cocktail or Wine Tumbler (10oz) . . . . . . 116. Greeting Card Set of 5 (4” x 6”) . . . . . . . 137. Shopping Tote . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 158. Snarkitect Hoodie . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17
Scarlett’s Greeting Cards – Messages That Stick and Wit That SparklesWhy send a plain ol’ card when you can deliver a personalized punchline? Scarlett Cougar’s customizable greeting cards come with bold designs, vibrant colors, and your own message ready to crack up or comfort. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just saying, “Hey, I’m thinking of you, and yes, I’m hilarious.”What Makes These Cards a Hit: Vibrant & Crisp Prints: Cutting-edge printing makes every design pop, from quirky to classy—perfect for your boldest ideas.High-Quality Paper: Printed on premium white paper with a matte nish.Individually Wrapped: Keep it classy with matching envelopes.Sourced in the USA: Support local while you spread the love (or snark).sFrom heartfelt sentiments to tongue-in-cheek messages, these greeting cards are ready for anything you can write inside. 1
2Hilarious Card Art ~ Scarlett CougarVibrant & Crisp Prints: Cutting-edge printing makes every design popHigh-Quality Paper: Printed on premium white paperIndividually Wrapped: Keep it classy with match-ing envelopes.Sourced in the USA: Support local while you * spread the love (or snark).
Scarlett Cougar’s Snarky Chef’s Apron – Stirring Up Sass in the KitchenTurn up the heat and the humor with this personalized chef’s apron—perfect for home cooks, BBQ queens, and hobbyist rebels who bring more than just recipes to the table. Crafted from 100% polyester canvas, this apron is built to handle every spill, splatter, and sarcastic quip you throw its way. Why It’s a Cut Above the Rest:* Durable & Daring: Tough enough for marathon cooking sessions, sassy enough to make your guests laugh before the rst bite.* Fit for All Sizes of Sass: With its tie-back closure and 31.5” x 25.6” one-size design, it’s all about comfort and condence.* Easy-Peasy Care: Fuss-free machine wash for easy care.* Globally Conscious: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts because style should have a conscience.Whether you’re whipping up a masterpiece or just stirring the pot (literally and guratively), this apron is your kitchen or crafting sidekick. Let your creating and your personality shine.3
4Hilarious Hobby or Kitchen Apron~ Scarlett CougarDurable & Daring: 100% Polyester Canvas for wear and stain protectionFit for All Sizes of Sass: Tie-back closure one-size design.Easy-Peasy Care: Machine wash for easy care.Globally Conscious: Assembled in the USA and globally sourced.
5Scarlett Cougar’s Snarky Stainless Steel Travel Mug – Sip, Sass, and Go!Tired of your drink going cold before your punchlines hit? Meet the ultimate travel companion: a stainless steel mug that keeps your coee hot, your tea warm, and your mood sharp. Whether you’re dashing out the door or throwing shade in the carpool lane, this mug is ready to roll. Why It’s Mug-nicent:Built to Last: Made from 100% vacuum-insulated stainless steel, it’s rust, stain, and corrosion-resistant—just like your sense of humor.Spill-Free Sass: The BPA-free, leak-proof lid with a ip-top ensures no embarrassing coee spills when you’re multitasking or just running late.Dishwasher Safe: Easy cleanup for busy lives—because who has time to hand wash when there’s coee to drink and errands to conquer?Generous Size: With a 20oz capacity, it holds enough caeine to fuel your day—and enough room for those extra shots of espresso.Perfect for the caeine addict, the tea devotee, or the friend who can’t live without their daily brew. Gift it, sip it, love it— it’s your portable powerhouse of sass and warmth.
Hilarious Cofffe or Cocktail Tumbler ~ Scarlett CougarBuilt to Last: Made from 100% vacuum-insulated stainless steel, it’s rust, stain, and corrosion- resistantSpill-Free Sass: Leak-proof lid with a ip-top.Dishwasher Safe: Easy cleanup for busy lives.Generous Size: With a 20oz capacity,to lauch any day!6
Scarlett Cougar’s Snarky Tea Towels – Drying Dishes, Serving DishliciousTurn your kitchen into a stage for wit and charm with these vibrantly printed tea towels. Whether you’re cleaning up a mess or making one, these towels will add both character and utility to your space. Available in 100% polyester for a lightweight, durable feel or cotton twill for that classic touch.What Makes Them Tea-ric?* Expressive & Practical: Stunning one-sided prints add air to your cooking routine, whether you’re wiping dishes or waving them in surrender.* Tough & Timeless: Hemmed edges ensure durability, so these towels can keep up with your kitchen adventures.* Bright & Bold Colors: Bright designs brought to life with eco printing ink for crisp, vibrant detail.* Perfect Size: Measuring 18” x 30”, they’re ideal for tackling spills, drying dishes, or even serving as a decorative accent.Whether you’re gifting them to a snarky friend or keeping them for yourself, these tea towels are the perfect mix of function and air. Who said drying dishes couldn’t be fabulous?7
Hilarious Kitchen Towels ~ Scarlett CougarExpressive & Practical: Stunning one-sid-ed prints add air to your cooking routine, whether you’re wiping dishes or waving them in surrender.Tough & Timeless: Hemmed edges ensure durability, to keep up with adventures.Bright & Bold Advanced Eco Inks for vibrant detail.8
Scarlett Cougar’s 10oz Cocktail & Wine Tumbler – Sip, Serve, and SizzleWhether you’re sipping wine by the re, shaking up a cocktail at a party, or just enjoying a “me-time” moment, this 10oz stainless steel tumbler is here to bring style to every sip. Insulated and built to last, it keeps your drinks at the perfect temperature while keeping your cool. Why it’s the Life of the Party:* Double Wall Durability: Made from stainless steel, it’s resistant to rust, staining, and corrosion—just like your friendship.* Hot or Cold Flexibility: Keeps beverages hot or cold, depending on your vibe (or the season). Morning coee, evening cocktails—you’re covered.* Dishwasher-Safe Diva: Easy to clean, because you have better things to do.* BPA-Free Lid: The clear lid seals tight, letting you sip without spills.* Perfect Size: At 10oz, it’s ideal for wine, cocktails, or that stash of juice. Take it to the oce, the countryside, or your couch— it’s a tumbler that travels as well as your stories do. Cheers to keeping it classy, cozy, and a little bit cheeky.9
Hilarious Cocktail or Wine Cooler ~ Scarlett CougarDouble Wall Durability: Made from stainless steel, it’s resistant to rust, staining, and corrosionHot or Cold Flexibility: Keeps beverages hot or cold Dishwasher Diva: Easy to clean for busy lives BPA-Free Lid: rubber gasket seals tight, letting you sip without spills10
Scarlett’s Fresh Note Cards – Messages That Stick and Wit That SparklesWhy send a plain ol’ card when you can deliver a personalized punchline? Scarlett Cougar’s note cards come with bold designs, vibrant colors, and your own message ready to crack up or comfort. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or just saying, “Hey, I’m thinking of you, and yes, I’m hilarious.”What Makes These Cards a Hit:Vibrant & Crisp Prints: Cutting-edge printing makes every design pop, from quirky to classy—perfect for your boldest ideas.High-Quality Paper: Printed on premium white paper withan uncoated matte nishThemed Sets: Collections in Friends, Coug, Cursy, Holiday & DrinkingSourced in the USA: Support local while you spread the love (or snark).From heartfelt sentiments to tongue-in-cheek messages, these note cards are ready for anything you can write inside. Perfect for gifting or keeping a stash for last-minute laughs.11
Hilarious Note Card Set ~ Scarlett Cougar Vibrant & Crisp Prints: Cutting-edge printing makes every design popHigh-Quality Paper: Printed on premium white paperThemed Sets: Available on 5 Themes.Sourced in the USA: Support local while you spread the love (or snark).12
Scarlett’s Pop Art Tote Bag – Bold Design Meets Everyday FunctionalityUpgrade your bag game with Scarlett Cougar’s vibrant pop art tote bag! Made from100% polyester, these totes are as durable as they are stylish, perfect for grocery runs, work essentials, or weekend getaways. With multiple size options and bold prints, designed to add air and function to any outing.Why You’ll Love It:Super Durable & Quick-Drying: Crafted from a medium-weight, tough polyester fabric, it resists wear, holds its shape, and dries fast—ready for any adventure.Extra Space with Boxed Corners: Boxed corners create additional room, letting you carry everything from groceries to gym gear with ease. Reinforced Handles for Heavy Loads: Double-stitched seams and cotton webbing straps are strong enough to handle your busy life.Vibrant, Seamless Design: These rich bold designs are printed edge-to-edge ensuring bright, lasting colors that make a statement wherever you go.Whether you’re hitting the farmer’s market or making a fashion statement downtown, this tote is here to carry your essentials with sass and style.13
Hilarious Tote Bag ~ Scarlett CougarSuper Durable & Quick-Drying: Crafted from a tough fabric.Extra Space with Boxed Corners: Extra room, letting you carry everythingReinforced Handles for Heavy Loads: Strong to handle your busy life.Vibrant Design: Rich bold designs printed edge-to-edge. 14
Scarlett Cougar’s Pop Art Hoodie – Where Comfort Meets SassA hoodie that’s as cozy as your favorite blanket and as bold as your best comeback? Look no further! This unisex heavy blend hooded masterpiece is relaxation wrapped in sarcasm. Made from a plush mix of 50% ethically grown U.S. cotton and 50% polyester, it’s your go-to for cold days, lazy afternoons, or anytime you want to serve warmth and wit. Why It’s Purr-fect for Besties and beyond:Feels Like a Hug: Medium-heavy fabric for that “never-leave-the-couch” vibe.Practical with a Punch: Spacious kangaroo pocket for your hands, snacks, or... sarcasm storage.Style That Slays: Color-matched cord and double-lined hood because details matter, darling.Sustainably Sassy: Gildan-certied ethical production, with OEKO-TEX certied dyes for minimal environmental impact. Mother Earth approves.Wrap yourself in snark, style, and sustainability. You’ll never look at hoodies the same way again.15
Hilarious Pop Art Hoodie ~ Scarlett Cougar Double-lined HoodColor-matched Drawcord Medium-heavy Fabric Gildan-certied Ethical ProductionOEKO-TEX Certied Dyes Spacious Kangaroo Pocket7 Colors, 5 Sizes16
Scarlett Cougar’s Wordsmith Hoodie – Where Comfort Meets CleverA hoodie that’s as cozy as your favorite blanket and as bold as your best comeback? Look no further! This unisex heavy blend hooded masterpiece is relaxation wrapped in sarcasm. Made from a plush mix of 50% ethically grown U.S. cotton and 50% polyester, it’s your go-to for cold days, lazy afternoons, or anytime you want to serve warmth and wit. Why It’s Purr-fect for Snarkitects:Feels Like a Hug: Medium-heavy fabric for that “never-leave-the-couch” vibe.Practical with a Punch: Spacious kangaroo pocket for your hands, snacks, or... sarcasm storage.Style That Slays: Color-matched cord and double-lined hood because details matter, darling.Sustainably Sassy: Gildan-certied ethical production, with OEKO-TEX certied dyes for minimal environmental impact. Mother Earth approves.Wrap yourself in snark, style, and sustainability. You’ll never look at hoodies the same way again.17
Snarkchitect Hoodie from the Wordsmith Collection Hoodie ~ Scarlett CougarDouble-lined HoodColor-matched Drawcord Medium-heavy Fabric Gildan-certied Ethical ProductionOEKO-TEX Certied Dyes Spacious Kangaroo Pocket7 Colors, 5 Sizes18
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