Or for some other reason takes to her bed, And a different teacher comes instead,
When the visiting teacher hangs up her hat, Writes the date on the board, does this or that,
Always remember, you have to say this, OUR teacher never does that, Miss!
When you want to change places or wander about, or feel like getting the guinea pig out,
Never forget, the message is this, OUR teacher always lets us, Miss!
Then, when your teacher returns next day, and complains about the paint or clay,
remember these words, you just say this: That OTHER teacher told us to, Miss!’
That was the best one of them all.
I knew the error of our way, we were planning at school where the security cameras were. I
thought if we planned somewhere else, then we might be able to pull something really good
off. My friends agreed with me.
So we all decided to meet at my house. We thought and thought but we had already done
most of the things we could think of. Then we remembered ‘The tarantula plot.’ We
remembered that we made that up at school so Mrs.Morland and Mr. Nash would be ready
for it so we changed it to ‘The great snake plot.’
So after months of planning, we finally did it. It was an amazing experience. I loved ruining
When we were there, we found out that they wanted to cancel the summer holidays. As a
fellow student, I couldn’t let this happen. So we took it to Ofsted but they apparently agreed
with the teachers’ decision too. So we went to the president of the children society and he
was putrefied. He did not like what was
happening so he went to our school and
told our teacher what we told him and
frankly I’ve never seen somebody boss
around the head teacher of our school
quite so much!
The next day everything changed. The
teachers were really nice to us which was a
shock. Whatever I told them to do, they did
it. They even allowed us to have break all
day. It was fun.
That was the only time that me and my
friends were actually happy. We were
going to do Sports Day every week and the
winners wouldn’t have to come to school