What Could Go

 

Wrong If You Buy A

 

Basketball

 

 

By: Will Comiteau

If you buy a new basketball, then you spend  money.

If you lose money, then you will not be

 

able to buy food in town.

If you are not able to buy food in town, then you will be hungry.

If you are hungry, then you will be grumpy.

If you are grumpy, then you will not want

 

to play basketball with your friends.

If you don't want to play basketball with

 

your friends, then they will get mad at you.

If they get mad at you, then you will get into an argument with them.

If you get into an argument with them, then you will leave their house.

If you leave their house, then you will

 

forget your new basketball there.

If you forget your new basketball there,

 

then you will get angry at yourself.

If you get angry at yourself, then you will

 

punish yourself by not allowing yourself

 

to watch television.

If you punish yourself by not watching

 

television, then you will be very bored.

If you are very bored, then you will sell

 

your old basketball for one less dollar

 

than you bought your new ball for.

If you sell your old

 

basketball for one less dollar

 

than you bought your new

 

basketball for, then you will

 

have one less dollar than

 

what you started with.

If you buy a new basketball, then you spend money.