If you give a dog a bone then he will play with it. 

If he plays with it enough he will break it.

 

If the dog breaks the bone then there will be a lot of pieces.

If the bone is in a lot of little pieces then you will have to clean it up.

If you have to clean them up then you will become annoyed. 

If you are annoyed then the dog will be scared.

If the dog is scared it will want some food to relax.

If he wants food to relax then he will beg you to give it to him.

If he begs you to give food to him then you will oblige.

If you oblige then the dog will eat all of his food up.

If he eats all his food quickly then he will want water.

If he wants water then he will drink it.

If he drinks it then his mouth will become too wet.

If his mouth is too wet then he will want a bone to dry it out.

If you give a dog a bone then he will play with it.