If You Deny A Velociraptor Human Flesh

If You Deny A Velociraptor Human Flesh

If You Deny a Velociraptor Human Flesh

 

 Jacob Pantoya

 

 

 

If you deny a velociraptor

 

human flesh, then he will eat

 

beef instead.

If he eats beef,

 

then he will

 

have a tummy

 

ache.

Grrrrrrhissssgrrrrrrr

¨My tummy hurts!¨

 

If he gets a

 

tummy ache,

 

then he will

 

need medicine.

 

If he needs

 

medicine, then

 

you will have to

 

drive him to the

 

doctor.

If you drive him

 

to the doctor,

 

then you will

 

pass by the

 

jetpack store.

 

-Jetpacks-

1-800-jetpackenporium 

jetpackenporium.com

(now selling custom fitted jetpacks

for dinosaurs of any shape and size)

If you pass by

 

the jetpack

 

store, then the

 

velociraptor will

 

make you buy

 

him a jetpack.

 

grrrrrhisssssraaar:

¨I want one now¨

-Jetpacks-

1-800-jetpackenporium 

jetpackenporium.com

(now selling custom fitted jetpacks

for dinosaurs of any shape and size)

If you buy him a jetpack, then he will want to fly it.

If he flies his

 

jetpack, then he

 

will probably

 

hurt himself.

 

If he hurts

 

himself, then he

 

will need to go

 

to the hospital.

 

If he goes to

 

the hospital,

 

then you will

 

need to pay

 

medical

 

expenses.

 

If you need to

 

pay his medical

 

expenses, then

 

you'll have to

 

get a job.

 

If you have to get a job, then you'll bring your velociraptor

If you bring

 

your

 

velociraptor,

 

then you'll have

 

to leave him in

 

the break room

 

If you leave him

 

in the break

 

room, he’ll start

 

thinking about

 

snacks.

 

If he starts

 

thinking about

 

snacks, then

 

he's going to

 

have a

 

hankering

 

for human

 

flesh.