Mom and Papa's Christmas Present
The Five Love Languages: Christmas Gift edition
~December 25, 2017~
Published by Strathbogie Huntley Publishing 2017
Unofficial Copyright © Lane Huntley 2017
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The author asserts that the publisher is cute, sweet and furry. The publisher agrees with the author and wants to know if he can have more food since he's so cute.
A catalogue record for this book is not available in the Library of Congress. Or anywhere else. This is it. Treat it carefully.
Every part of this booklet is the author's own procrastinated creation.
Set in the Huntley household, on December 25, 2017. Unless we unknowingly entered another dimension or universe where the date isn't December 25, 2017.
Printed and stapled in the Messy Office by the Grey Printer and Lane's Interhousal Booklet Manufacturing Co. Aka her hands.
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- Clean the inside of the Mazda
- Help Papa get set up on new computer
- Clean a room of your choice
- 5 favors of your choice where I have to force myself not to be lazy
- Collect, wash, dry, and fold the laundry without being asked
- Do the dishes without being asked
- Take out the trash without being asked
- Clean the kitchen
- Vacuum the house
- Make a meal
- Wash a car
(This booklet is your gift so don't expect anything big)
Options: (no limit)
No phone day
Walks (I'll come on more)
Bake something together
Read a book together
Go for an ice cream/froyo
Play a board game
(Was there really any question about that?)
I Love You