If you give a poodle a

pencil, then she will want

to look up drawings.

If she looks up

drawings, then she will

find fashion sketches.

If she will find fashion

sketches, then she will

become interested in

fashion.

If she becomes interested

in fashion, then she will

want to draw some

dressses.

If she will

attend New York

Fashion Week, then

she will talk to

designers.

If she will talk to

designers, she shows

them her sketches.

If she shows them

her sketches, then

she gets to meet

Kate Spade

If she gets to meet

Kate Spade, then she

becomes a designer for

Kate Spade New York.

If she becomes a designer

for Ted Baker New York,

then she will get her

own label.

by The Poodle

If she gets her own label,

then she will get to have

her designs in Paris

Fashion Week.

If she becomes a well

known designer, then the

poodle will need to make

more sketches.

If the poodle will need to

make more sketches, then

she needs you to give her

a pencil.

If you give a poodle a

pencil, then she will

need to look up

drawings.