Slavery is important to the South's lifestyle and economy! Here are some reason why you should support and promote slavery:

  • It's cheap, and slaves are easily replacable.
  • Slaves won't complain, because they like the work! They sing all the time!
  • If they do complain, you can just whip them and they'll get right back to work.
  • They don't need to be payed, so you, their owner, get ALL the money! (Minus taxes, of course)

   PROMOTE SLAVERY!