If you go to a team dinner....

By: Samuel W. Passey

 

If you have a cross country meet on Saturday you will go to a team dinner the night before.

 

If you have a team dinner the night before you will stay up late talking to teammates

 

If you stay up late talking to teammates then you won’t get to bed on time

If you don’t get to bed on time then you’re alarm will not be able to wake you up in the morning

If your alarm doesn’t wake you up then you will be late to the bus

 

If you are late to the bus then you will not get bagels that the coach bought

If you do not get to eat a bagel that the coach brought then you will be hungry

If you are hungry then you will not run well

If you do not run well  then your teammates will be mad at you

If your teammates are mad at you then you will work harder to run well in practice

If you run well in practice you will get back your varsity spot

If you get back your varsity spot then you will do a lot of running

If you do a lot of running then it will make you hungry

If you are hungry then you will want to go to a team dinner

If you go to a team dinner then you will stay up late talking to teammates