If You Give a Homelessman Food

 

By Peter Yen

If you give a homeless man food

 

 

Then he will be happy

If the homeless man is happy

 

The he will help a blind man cross the street

If he helps a blind man cross the street

 

 

Then the blind man will return the wallet that a businessman dropped

If the blind man returns the wallet that a buisness man dropped

 

 

Then the business man will help a senior citizen carry her groceries to her car

If the busninessman helps a senior citizen carry her groceries to her car

 

 

Then she will give a hitchhiker a ride home

If she gives a hitchhiker a ride home

 

 

Then the hitchhiker will help walk his neighbor's dog

If the hitchhiker walks his neighbor's dog

 

 

Then the neighbor will invite the hitchhiker's family over for dinner

If the neighbor invites the hitchhiker's family over for dinner

 

 

Then the hitchhiker's family will get food poisoning

If the hitchhiker's family gets food poisoning

 

 

The the father would get dehydrated and feint

If his father gets dehydrated and feints

 

 

Then he would be rushed to the hospital

If he was rushed to the hospital

 

 

Then they would get hit by a car

If they got hit by a car

 

 

Then a homeless man will drive them in his car

If the homeless man drives them

 

 

Then they would get to the hospital and survive

If they get to the hospital and survive

 

 

Then they would be greatful

If they are greatful

 

 

Then they give the homeless man food

The End :)