# If You Give a Middle

# Schooler a Flip

# Phone

### then he will go to

### school and show it to his

### friends.

### If you give a

### middle

### schooler a

### flip phone,

### If he goes to school

### and shows it to his

### friends,

### If he gets teased, then

### he will go home to his

### parents and complain.

### If he goes home to

### his parents and

### complains,

### then they will feel

### bad for him.

### then they will

### want to make it

### up to him.

### If they feel

### bad for him,

### then the middle schooler

### will take advantage of

### their pity.

### If they want to

### make it up to him,

### then he will ask for an

### iPhone 7.

### If the middle schooler

### takes advantage of their

### pity,

### then he will not

### have a jack to plug

### in his headphones.

### If he asks for an iPhone 7,

### If he doesn’t have a

### jack to plug his

### headphones in,

### then he will have to get

### wireless Apple headphones.

### If he has to get

### wireless Apple

### headphones, then

### he will have to come up

### with $159.99.

### then he will go to

### his parents for the

### money.

### If he has to come up

### with $159.99,

### If he goes to his

### parents for the

### money,

###

# Maybe, we don't know yet.

### then they will say

### “We’ll think about

### it.”

### If they say “We’ll think

### about it.”, then that means

### no.

###

# Haha, he thought we were being serious!

### then the middle

### schooler will throw

### and break his iPhone 7.

### then you will give

### the middle schooler a flip

### phone.

### If the middle

### schooler throws

### and breaks his

### iPhone 7,

### If you give a middle

### schooler a flip phone,

### then he

### will go to

### school and

### show it to

### his friends.