Geometry "If, Then" Project

If You Give a Middle

SchoolerFlip

Phone

 

By: Remi

 

Vidal

 then he will go to 

school and show it to his

friends.

If you give a 

middle 

schooler a

flip phone,

 

If he goes to school

and shows it to his

friends,

then he will get teased.

If he gets teased, then

he will go home to his

parents and complain.  

If he goes home to

his parents and

complains,

then they will feel

bad for him.

 then they will 

want to make it

up to him.

If they feel

bad for him,

then the middle schooler

will take advantage of

their pity.

You Fools...

If they want to

make it up to him, 

 then he will ask for an

iPhone 7.

If the middle schooler

takes advantage of their 

pity,

 then he will not

have a jack to plug 

in his headphones.

If he asks for an iPhone 7,

If he doesn’t have a

jack to plug his

headphones in,

then he will have to get 

wireless Apple headphones.

,then

If he has to get

wireless Apple 

headphones, then

he will have to come up

with $159.99.

If

 then he will go to

his parents for the

money.

If he has to come up

with $159.99,

If he goes to his

parents for the

money,

 

Maybe, we don't know yet.

then they will say 

“We’ll think about

it.”

If they say “We’ll think

about it.”, then that means 

no.

 

Haha, he thought we were being serious!

then the middle 

schooler will throw 

and break his iPhone 7.

If that means no, 

 then you will give

the middle schooler a flip 

phone.

If the middle

schooler throws 

and breaks his 

iPhone 7,

If you give a middle

schooler a flip phone,

 then he

will go to

school and

show it to

his friends.