If you give a mouse a cookie, he will devour the cookie.
When he is devouring the cookie, he will start chocking.
When he starts choking, you bring him water.
When you bring him water, he drinks the water.
When he drinks the water, his will feel full.
When he feels full, he will decide to take a nap.
When he decides to take a nap, he shiver's.
When he shiver's, you rap him in a napkin.
When you rap him in a napkin, you feel disgusted.
When you feel disgusted, you sweep him outside.
When you sweep him outside, you take a shovel.
When you take a shovel, you attack the mouse.
When you attack the mouse, it does not end well.
If you give a mouse a cookie, it will not end well.