This is a booklet describing how to drive while drunk. It's a simple answer: you don't.

How to Drive While Drunk

 

An Artical From MADD

 

Since Then...

Origin

Mission Statement

 

The National Highway Safety Administration has developed the Fatal Analysis Reporting System, which began reporting the number of fatal traffic crashes and drunk driving deaths, in 1982.

 

The mission of MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) is to stop drunk driving, support the victims of this violent crime and prevent underage drinking. The Campaign to Eliminate Drunk Driving kicked off in November 2006 with the goal of eliminating drunk driving permanently.

On 5 September 1980, MADD was founded in California after Candice Lightener's 13 year old daughter was killed by a drunk driver. Irving, Texas based, the foundation has cut drunk driving numbers in half since its founding.

Sources

"MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving." MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 July 2016.                         

 

 

"Get a Ride." Get A Ride. N.p., n.d. Web. 20 July 2016.                                                  

What to do instead

When one is too drunk to drive, they should:

  • call for a taxi, uber, lyft
  • take the bus home
  • have the designated driver take them home*

 

The answer is simple: one does not drive while under the influence.

So How Exactly Does one Drive while drunk?

*= when going out with a group, have one person be the (sober) designated driver