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Welcome and Disclaimer
What Doesn't Kill You
MC
Fired Up
Follow Your Arrow
MC
I Can't Keep Quiet
MC
Bright Side of Life
Spoken Word
Try
MC
Shake It Off
MC
INTERMISSION
MC
Ave Pudendum
MC
F You
MC
I Feel Pretty/Unpretty
MC
Happy Camper
Spoken Word
F'ing Perfect
MC
Stand In The Light
MC
I Will Survive/Survivor

Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

Solo (... I want.)

You think you got the best of me, think you've had the last laugh.

Bet you think that ev'rything good is gone.

Think you left me broken down, think that I'd come runnin' back.

Baby, you don't know me 'cause you're dead wrong.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone. What doesn't kill you makes a fighter, footsteps even lighter. Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger, just me, myself and I. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean  I'm lonely when I'm alone.

You heard that I was starting over with someone new.

They told you I was a movin' on and over you.

You didn't think that I'd come back, I'd come back swingin'.

You tried to break me.

But you see,

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone. What doesn't kill you makes a fighter, footsteps even lighter. Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger, just me, myself and I. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean  I'm lonely when I'm alone.

Thanks to you I got a new thing started, thanks to you I'm not the broken hearted.

Thanks to you I'm fin'ly thinkin' 'bout me.

You know in the end, the day I left was just a  my beginning.

In the end.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone. What doesn't kill you makes a fighter, footsteps even lighter. Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger, just me, myself and I. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean  I'm lonely when I'm alone.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger, just me, myself and I. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stand a little taller. Doesn't mean  I'm lonely when I'm alone.

I Will Survive/Survivor

Hoo.. hoo.. hoo..

Solo (...you're back)

Back! Outer space.

Hoo hoh! Hoh..

Hoh hoh.

Go on now go. Walk out the door, hoo, hoh!

Hoh.. hoh.

I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up, I'm  not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder. I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it, I will survive, keep on survivin'!

Solo (... I had)

Yeah! Oh!

Hoo hoh!

Hoh.. hoh!

I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up, I'm  not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder. I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it, I will survive, keep on survivin'!

Altos (... perfect vision.)

You thought I couldn't last without you, but I'm lastin'. You thought that I would die without you but I'm livin'.

Hoo.. hoo..

Hoh.. hoh..

I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up, I'm  not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder. I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it, I will survive, keep on survivin'! 

I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up, I'm  not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder. I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it, I will survive, keep on survivin'!

Solo (... not I.)

I, yeah!

I'm a survivor, survivor! I'm a survivor, survivor, survivor! 

I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up, I'm  not gon' stop, I'm gon' work harder. I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it, I will survive, keep on survivin'! I will survive!

Stand in the Light

Stand in the light and be seen as we are.

Altos (...what you say?)

Never look back as you're walking away. Carry the music, the mem'ries and keep them inside you.

Laugh ev'ry day, don't stop those tears from falling down.

This is who I am inside, this is who I am, I'm not gonna hide. 'Cause the greatest risk we'll ever take is by far, to stand in the light and be seem as we are, stand in the light and be seen as we are.

Altos (...to your faith.)

You get what you give and it's never too late to reach for the branch and climb up, leaving sadness behind you.

Fight hard for love. We can never give enough.

This is who I am inside, this is who I am, I'm not gonna hide. 'Cause the greatest risk we'll ever take is by far, to stand in the light and be seem as we are, stand in the light and be seen as we are.

Riding the storms that come raging towards us we dive... Holding our breath as we break through the surface with arms open wide, with arms open wide.

This is who I am inside, this is who I am, I'm not gonna hide. 'Cause the greatest risk we'll ever take is by far, to stand in the light and be seem as we are, stand in the light and be seen as we are, oh.

 'Cause the greatest risk we'll ever take is by far, to stand in the light and be seem as we are, stand in the light and be seen as we are, to stand in the light and be seen as we are.

Fired Up

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart.

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart. Shame, shame.

Solo (...and we're)

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart. Shame, shame.

Solo (...and we're)

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart.

Solo (... genocide)

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart.

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart. Shame, shame.

Fired up, ain't gonna take it no more. Tied up, ain't gonna take it no more. You say cool down, we say step down. You're breakin' my mother's heart. Shame, shame.

Follow Your Arrow

If you save yourself for marriage, you're a bore. If you don't save yourself for marriage you're a horrible person.

If you won't have a drink, then you're a prude. But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one.

If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat. But if you lose too much, then you're on crack.

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't, so you might as well just do whatever you want. So...

Make lots of noise, (yeah!) kiss lots of boys, (yeah!) or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, roll up a joint, or don't. Just follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points. whistle break

If you don't go to church you'll go to hell. If you're the first one on the front row, you're a self-righteous son of a...

Can't win for losing; you'll just disappoint 'em.

Just 'cause you can't beat 'em don't mean you should join 'em. So...

Make lots of noise, (yeah!) kiss lots of boys, (yeah!) or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, roll up a joint, or don't. Just follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points. whistle break

Say what you feel.

Love who you love.

'Cause you just get so many trips 'round the sun.

Yeah, you only, only live once.

Make lots of noise, (yeah!) kiss lots of boys, (yeah!) or kiss lots of girls if that's what you're into. When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, roll up a joint, I would, and follow your arrow wherever it points, yeah, follow your arrow wherever it points. whistle break

Fuckin' Perfect

Solo (...silly life.)

Oo........

Oo........

(Changing notes) Oo........

(Low split changing notes) Oo........

You're so mean when you talk about yourself; you are wrong. Change the voices in your head, make them like you instead. So complicated. Look happy you'll make it! Filled with so much hatred; such a tired game. It's enough, I've done all I can think of, chased down all my demons; I've seen you do the same.

Pretty, pretty please don't you ever, ever feel like you're less than, fuckin' perfect. Pretty, pretty please if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing, you're fuckin' perfect.

(Low split) Pretty, pretty please don't you ever, ever feel like you're less than, fuckin' perfect. Pretty, pretty please if you ever, ever feel like you're nothing, you're fuckin' perfect to me.

Fuck You

Solo (I see you…)

Oo… Whoo

Oo…. 

Ah…Ain’t that some shit.

Oo..

Ah, Whoo.

Yeah, I’m sorry I can’t afford a Ferrari, but that don’t mean I can’t get you there. I guess she’s an X-box and I’m more an Atari, but the way you play your game ain’t fair.

Solo (... love with you.)

Ooh, she’s a gold digger. Just thought you should know it.

Solo (... little girlfriend.)

See you drivin’ ‘round town with the one I love, and I’m like, fuck you. I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough. I’m like, fuck you and fuck him, too. Said if I was richer, I’d still be wit’ ya. Well, ain’t that some shit! And although there’s pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Small ensemble (... me  so bad?)

So bad, so bad, so bad.

Small ensemble (... your Dad.”)

Your dad, your dad, your dad.

And I’m like, uh, why, uh, why, uh, why, baby, baby? I love you, I still love you. Oh.

I see you drivin’ round town with the one I love, and I’m like, fuck you. I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough. I’m like fuck you and fuck her too.

Ah… Ain’t that some shit.

Oo.. Ah, Whoo.



Try

Put your make-up on, get your nails done, curl your hair. Run the extra mile; keep it slim so they like you.

Do they like you?

Get your sexy on, don't be shy, girl. Take it off. This is what you want, to belong, so they like you.

Do you like you?

You don't have to try so hard. You don't have to give it all away. You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up. You don't have to change a single thing. You don't have to try, try, try, try uh eye. You don't have to try, try, try, try uh eye. You don't have to try, try, try, try uh eye. You don't have to try. You don't have to try uh eye.

Ooo.

Get your shopping on, at the mall, max your credit cards. You don't have to choose; buy it all, so they like you.

Do they like you?

Wait a second. Why should you care what they think of you? When you're all alone, by yourself, do you like you?

Do you like you?

You don't have to try so hard. You don't have to give it all away. You just have to get up, get up, get up, get up. You don't have to change a single thing. You don't have to try, try, try, try uh eye. You don't have to try, try, try, try uh eye. You don't have to try, try, try, try uh eye. You don't have to try. You don't have to try uh eye. You don't have to try. You don't have to try. You don't have to try.

Shake It Off

I stay out too late, got nothing in my brain; that's what people say, mm, mm. That's what people say, mm, mm. I go on too many dates, but I can't make them stay; at least, that's what people say, mm, mm. That's what people say, mm, mm.

(Melody) But I keep cruising; can't stop, won't stop  moving. It's like I got this music in my mind saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby. I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; I shake it off. Oo, oo. Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, baby. I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; I shake it off, I shake it off. Oo, oo.

I never miss a beat. I'm lightning on my feet. And that's what they don't see, mm, mm. That's what they don't see, mm, mm. I'm dancing on my own; Dancing on my own; I make the moves up as I go. moves up as I go. And that's what they don't know, mm, mm. That's what they don't know, mm, mm.

(Harmony) But I keep cruising; can't stop, won't stop  moving. It's like I got this music in my mind saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby. I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; I shake it off. Oo, oo. Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, baby. I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; I shake it off, I shake it off. Oo, oo.

shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. Oo, oo.

Solo (...shake, shake, shake.)

(Harmony) But I keep cruising; can't stop, won't stop  moving. It's like I got this music in my mind saying, "It's gonna be alright." 'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, baby. I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; I shake it off. Oo, oo. Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, baby. I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake; I shake it off, I shake it off. Oo, oo.

shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. Oo, oo.

shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off. Oo, oo, oo.

Ave Pudendum

Ave pudendum o magnum mysterium in clitoride altissima, cum linguis manibus que. Chorus, chorus dildonum.

Te salutat, te salutat...

Te salutat, te salutat. Chorus, chorus dildonum. Chorus, chorus dildonum. Te salutat, te salutat. Dona nobis, dona nobis. Voluptatem nunc et semper ah.

Ave, ave pudendum.

Ave, ave, ave pudendum. Ave pudendum, ave pu-deh-hen-dum.

Ave, ave, ave, ave, ave pu-deh-hen-dum. A, ave pu-deh-hen-dum.

Ave pu-deh-hen-dum.

O ma-ga-num mysterium, O maynum, magnum, O ma-ga-num mysterium.Ma-ga-num mysterium. O magnum mysterium.

O ma-ga-num, o ma-ga-num, o ma-ga-num, o-ma-ga-num mysterium oo, oo, oo, oo.

In clitoride altissima...

Clitoris o ma-ga-num mysterium. In clitoride altissima.o ma-ga-num mysterium. Cum li-li-linguis manibus que.

Cum li-li-linguis manibus que. Cum li-li-linguis manibus que. Cum li-li-linguis manibus que.

Cum linguis manibus que, cum, cum, cum.

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, 

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum, cum.

Cum, cum, cum, cum, cum. Chorus dildonum. Chorus dildonum.

Do-na no-bis vo-lup... ta-tem!

Nunc, nunc, et sem-per! ah!

Ave pu-deh-hen-dum. Yeah! Ah, ah, ah, A-men!