THE CLASSIC LITTLE BOOK Are you sitting uncomfortably BOOK ONE
THE CLASSIC LITTLE BOOK  Are you sitting uncomfortably   BOOK ONE
Michael Jeff and Fran BOOK ONE ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Michael, Jeff and Fran BOOK ONE  ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Michael Jeff and Fran BOOK ONE ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Michael, Jeff and Fran BOOK ONE  ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Michael When he was young Michael dreamed of becoming a premier league football player or superhero Fortunately Michael now works on the fifth floor of a gleaming high rise straight from the pages of a Marvel comic Unfortunately Michael s office is a table located on a walkway leading to the HR manager s office Every day people talk to Michael on their way to see the HR manager distracting him from his work Once Michael wrote apologies for the incontinence instead of apologies for the inconvenience in an email distributed to 2000 leads nationwide Michael didn t sleep for three nights Poor Michael 4 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Michael. When he was young, Michael dreamed of becoming a premier league football player or superhero. Fortunately...
This is Michael When he was young Michael dreamed of becoming a premier league football player or superhero Fortunately Michael now works on the fifth floor of a gleaming high rise straight from the pages of a Marvel comic Unfortunately Michael s office is a table located on a walkway leading to the HR manager s office Every day people talk to Michael on their way to see the HR manager distracting him from his work Once Michael wrote apologies for the incontinence instead of apologies for the inconvenience in an email distributed to 2000 leads nationwide Michael didn t sleep for three nights Poor Michael 4 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Michael. When he was young, Michael dreamed of becoming a premier league football player or superhero. Fortunately...
This is Jeff Jeff has chronic lumbar pain thanks to three years of sitting on an office chair bought from a discount retailer Jeff would not be much more uncomfortable if he spent his days sitting on a spike Later this year Jeff will take six weeks off work to recover from a lower back operation having quite literally worked his butt off Poor Jeff 6 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Jeff. Jeff has chronic lumbar pain thanks to three years of sitting on an office chair bought from a discount reta...
This is Jeff Jeff has chronic lumbar pain thanks to three years of sitting on an office chair bought from a discount retailer Jeff would not be much more uncomfortable if he spent his days sitting on a spike Later this year Jeff will take six weeks off work to recover from a lower back operation having quite literally worked his butt off Poor Jeff 6 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Jeff. Jeff has chronic lumbar pain thanks to three years of sitting on an office chair bought from a discount reta...
This is Fran Fran is a creative person who favours vintage clothes and wears her red hair long Fran would really like to talk to other people about her ideas for the street food festival she is promoting Unfortunately Fran s office is a cramped windowless cubicle next to the office microwave Last time Fran held a meeting in her office somebody reheated a broccoli and tuna bake in the office microwave which gave off the distinct odour of flatulence Poor Fran 8 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Fran. Fran is a creative person who favours vintage clothes and wears her red hair long. Fran would really like to...
This is Fran Fran is a creative person who favours vintage clothes and wears her red hair long Fran would really like to talk to other people about her ideas for the street food festival she is promoting Unfortunately Fran s office is a cramped windowless cubicle next to the office microwave Last time Fran held a meeting in her office somebody reheated a broccoli and tuna bake in the office microwave which gave off the distinct odour of flatulence Poor Fran 8 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is Fran. Fran is a creative person who favours vintage clothes and wears her red hair long. Fran would really like to...
NO DISTRACTIONS Fran Michael and Jeff have been looking at cool offices on Pinterest Some of these offices have plants and natural lighting and a mix of different spaces for different activities LUMBAR SUPPORT AND NO NUMB BUM MY OWN SPACE None of these offices have chairs that land you in the emergency unit microwaves that leave a vapour trail of abominable fish smells or desks that might as well be located on the hard shoulder of the M25 Fran Michael and Jeff s eyes glaze over with dreams of a productive life 10 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
NO DISTRACTIONS Fran, Michael, and Jeff have been looking at cool offices on Pinterest. Some of these offices have plants,...
NO DISTRACTIONS Fran Michael and Jeff have been looking at cool offices on Pinterest Some of these offices have plants and natural lighting and a mix of different spaces for different activities LUMBAR SUPPORT AND NO NUMB BUM MY OWN SPACE None of these offices have chairs that land you in the emergency unit microwaves that leave a vapour trail of abominable fish smells or desks that might as well be located on the hard shoulder of the M25 Fran Michael and Jeff s eyes glaze over with dreams of a productive life 10 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
NO DISTRACTIONS Fran, Michael, and Jeff have been looking at cool offices on Pinterest. Some of these offices have plants,...
Fran Michael and Jeff are eating lunch in the overcrowded staff cafeteria Michael Fran and Jeff have spent 20 minutes queuing for lunch when they only have a 30 minute lunch break Look how fast they re eating their rock hard jacket potatoes Fran is eating so fast she drops chilli con carne on her favourite yellow top Blast it she says getting up from her seat 12 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Fran, Michael, and Jeff are eating lunch in the overcrowded staff cafeteria. Michael, Fran, and Jeff have spent 20 minutes...
Fran Michael and Jeff are eating lunch in the overcrowded staff cafeteria Michael Fran and Jeff have spent 20 minutes queuing for lunch when they only have a 30 minute lunch break Look how fast they re eating their rock hard jacket potatoes Fran is eating so fast she drops chilli con carne on her favourite yellow top Blast it she says getting up from her seat 12 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Fran, Michael, and Jeff are eating lunch in the overcrowded staff cafeteria. Michael, Fran, and Jeff have spent 20 minutes...
Michael approaches Fran at the serviette dispenser The last time Michael approached a woman was at his friend Andy s wedding At the time he was so nervous his cheeks filled up with sick Are you OK says Michael to Fran Fran is not OK She has a big chilli stain on her top I can t get any work done and now this she says to Michael I know exactly what you mean says Michael 14 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Michael approaches Fran at the serviette dispenser. The last time Michael approached a woman was at his friend Andy   s we...
Michael approaches Fran at the serviette dispenser The last time Michael approached a woman was at his friend Andy s wedding At the time he was so nervous his cheeks filled up with sick Are you OK says Michael to Fran Fran is not OK She has a big chilli stain on her top I can t get any work done and now this she says to Michael I know exactly what you mean says Michael 14 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
Michael approaches Fran at the serviette dispenser. The last time Michael approached a woman was at his friend Andy   s we...
The following morning a colleague stops by Michael s desk to give him a play by play account of her divorce proceedings If you don t mind I m busy says Michael Michael is feeling more assertive than usual Last night over a drink at a downtown piano bar he and Fran decided they would approach the HR manager about an office redesign Feeling emboldened by their new found desire for change they kissed 16 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
The following morning, a colleague stops by Michael   s desk to give him a play-by-play account of her divorce proceedings...
The following morning a colleague stops by Michael s desk to give him a play by play account of her divorce proceedings If you don t mind I m busy says Michael Michael is feeling more assertive than usual Last night over a drink at a downtown piano bar he and Fran decided they would approach the HR manager about an office redesign Feeling emboldened by their new found desire for change they kissed 16 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
The following morning, a colleague stops by Michael   s desk to give him a play-by-play account of her divorce proceedings...
This is the exceedingly glamorous HR manager Zara Zara has a lot of balls in the air Figuratively speaking One of these balls is the workplace wellbeing strategy Another one of these balls is a service contract review which Zara feels is not part of her responsibility curve Zara keeps her door closed at times like this and also at other times Luckily Zara has a picture of her cat Orlando to keep her company Zara s closed door policy means Michael is uneasy about approaching her about the redesign When shall we do it he says to Fran Fran playfully rearranges her long red hair Let s do it now she whispers grinning 18 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is the exceedingly glamorous HR manager, Zara. Zara has a lot of balls in the air. Figuratively speaking. One of thes...
This is the exceedingly glamorous HR manager Zara Zara has a lot of balls in the air Figuratively speaking One of these balls is the workplace wellbeing strategy Another one of these balls is a service contract review which Zara feels is not part of her responsibility curve Zara keeps her door closed at times like this and also at other times Luckily Zara has a picture of her cat Orlando to keep her company Zara s closed door policy means Michael is uneasy about approaching her about the redesign When shall we do it he says to Fran Fran playfully rearranges her long red hair Let s do it now she whispers grinning 18 ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY
This is the exceedingly glamorous HR manager, Zara. Zara has a lot of balls in the air. Figuratively speaking. One of thes...
Michael Jeff and Fran TO BE CONTINUED 20 21
Michael, Jeff and Fran TO BE CONTINUED      20  21
Michael Jeff and Fran TO BE CONTINUED 20 21
Michael, Jeff and Fran TO BE CONTINUED      20  21
Things to consider when planning an office redesign Decide whether you are sitting uncomfortably Check whether your office is or may be about to become a table in a walkway leading to HR Touch your backside to determine whether it feels like you ve been sitting on a spike Check whether there are windows in your office move anything that looks like a curtain Allow your eyes to glaze over as you imagine the coolest office you can With proven space planning and innovative thinking our team is here to help you design source and deliver the best quality environmentally friendly interior space That s what makes Space that Works Choose MJF Office MORE THINGS TO CONSIDER IN BOOK TWO 22 23
Things to consider when planning an office redesign Decide whether you are sitting uncomfortably.  Check whether your offi...
Things to consider when planning an office redesign Decide whether you are sitting uncomfortably Check whether your office is or may be about to become a table in a walkway leading to HR Touch your backside to determine whether it feels like you ve been sitting on a spike Check whether there are windows in your office move anything that looks like a curtain Allow your eyes to glaze over as you imagine the coolest office you can With proven space planning and innovative thinking our team is here to help you design source and deliver the best quality environmentally friendly interior space That s what makes Space that Works Choose MJF Office MORE THINGS TO CONSIDER IN BOOK TWO 22 23
Things to consider when planning an office redesign Decide whether you are sitting uncomfortably.  Check whether your offi...
MJF Office River House Riverside Way Uxbridge Middlesex UB8 2YF 01895 909000 andi george mjf co uk
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