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OFFER     SERIOUSLY FUNNY     ISSUE No 3 - November 2017  FR  EE  AN ADULT HUMOUR PUBLICATION  HAVE FUN   BUT REMEMBER IN ...
Introduction from the Editor  W ell, well, here we go again. What have we learned this month  Well,Teresa May got a frog i...
The Cheesy Jokes   So I said to a Scotsman    did you have terrible spots as a kid     He said    ac ne     Money doesn   ...
I   d love to take the members of ABBA out for a meal. I would my friend, for Nando   s.           Can anyone recommend a ...
,  ....  I used to work in a Space hopper shop, as a bouncer.           My Uncle had his tongue shot off during World War ...
I was once abducted by aliens. They made me wipe my face, blow my nose and eat my greens. I think I was on board the Mothe...
g na t  I  t  Sirens  Ironically, what a Chinese teacher yells when asking you to be quiet.           The WWF advert asks,...
Two chaps dressed in armour walk into a hotel lobby. One says,    A room for two knights please              I feel that w...
After my wife had given birth to our baby, the midwife asked me    Do you have a name yet     I said    Yes. Harry    .She...
The Saucy Jokes  Who was the first person to say,    See that chicken... I   m gonna eat the next thing that comes out of ...
I   ve just overheard my girlfriend talking to her friend on the phone.    I can   t wait for Monday night, it   s going t...
I love to go down to the school and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. T...
   Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,    the divorce court judge said,    And I   ve decided to give you...
I was really shocked when I got a phone call from my credit card company telling me someone had cloned my card. There   s ...
As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night, the guy looked at me and said,    Can ...
After the collapse of Monarch airlines, the depressed out of work pilots have been spotted visiting brothels. Apparently, ...
The Romans   Monty Python Reg  They   ve bled us white, the b stards. They   ve taken everything we had, not just from us,...
I hate it when a couple start having an argument in front of you. They could at least have waited until I got dressed and ...
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The Blue Jokes  What was tall and thin and came in a yellow bag  John Lennon.           I walked into a room full of peopl...
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain  The wall behind him.           Note to self  If you come home after work and your w...
Why are married men smarter during intercourse  Because they are plugged into a f cking know it all            Our dog wen...
Ice Ice Baby.........Fred West going through his chest freezer.           The Police just been to my door holding a pictur...
This maths test can predict your favourite film. Not sure how it works but it does. Mine was Star Wars.  DON   T PEEP  Pic...
Your Agony Aunt    Jenny Talia  D  ear Jenny, I was at a David Guetta gig recently, where I proceeded to get high as a kit...
I always feel really sorry for Lord Sugar. Every time he advertises a job, he just gets a bunch of complete f cking pr cks...
When I was a kid, I can remember my Mum going to the shops with two shillings in her purse and coming back with a big bag ...
My girlfriend just sent me a text     I will get my son I was walking down the street the other day when into bed at 7pm t...
D  j   Moo, that feeling you get when you wake up next to the same ugly f cker every f cking day.           They say one i...
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