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Jimmy Jet and His TV Set
I’ll tell you the story of Jimmy Jet—
And you know what I tell you is true.
He loved to watch his TV set
Almost as much as you.
He watched all day, he watched all night
Till he grew pale and lean,
From “The Early Show” to “The Late Late
And all the shows between.
He watched till his eyes were frozen wide,
And his bottom grew into his chair.
And his chin turned into a tuning dial,
And antennae grew from his hair.
And his brains turned into TV tubes,
And his face to a TV screen.
And two knobs saying “VERT.” and
Grew where his ears had been.
And he grew a plug that looked like a
So we plugged in little Jim.
And now instead of him watching TV
We all sit around and watch him.