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Cunnie and Bianca Written By Amber Tonelle Lee 1516 Union St Apt 1C Brooklyn NY 11213 757 359 0100
Cunnie and Bianca  Written By Amber Tonelle Lee  1516 Union St. Apt. 1C Brooklyn, NY 11213  757  359-0100
1 INT CRAMPED MOTEL ROOM DAY CUNNIE 32 crunches cereal the light from the tv flickering across her face She wears a black lace bra and panties with a fuschia wig Her younger sister BIANCA 23 crosses in front of the her Cunnie swats her away BIANCA Hey Bianca sinks onto the couch behind Cunnie twirling one rusty red dreadlock BIANCA Is this the one with what s his name CUNNIE Uh uh The sequel Bang POOR S O B 19 peers through the peephole pounding the door with a wooden baseball bat POOR S O B Open the door I know you cunts are in there CUNNIE Fuck Cunnie drops her bowl as Bianca snaps off the TV Cunnie gestures for her sister to hide in the bathroom Bianca closes the door behind her panicking and rustles through the cabinets searching for a weapon She pulls out a bottle of window cleaner and curses under her breath POOR S O B Open up before I knock the fucking door in CUNNIE Okay Jesus fucking Christ Cunnie takes a deep breath and opens the door CUT TO EXT BROOKLYN STREET DAY Cunnie and Bianca walk down Broadway under the L train each lugging a large suitcase Bianca s left eye is several shades of blue Cunnie licks the blood from her split lip
1  INT. CRAMPED MOTEL ROOM - DAY CUNNIE, 32, crunches cereal, the light from the tv flickering across her face. She wears ...
2 When they cross Bianca s bag topples to the side As she struggles to put it back on it s wheels a STREET VENDOR whistles at them STREET VENDOR I like my ladies a little rough BIANCA Hey fuck off dude They arrive at a storage space Cunnie pulls out a key and opens the door INT STORAGE SPACE DAY The space is empty save a purple bean bag chair Bianca turns on her phone Garage band punk plays Cunnie squats over her suitcase Bianca plugs her phone into a portable charger humming to the music CUNNIE I love this song Cunnie turns around screwing a suppressor onto Walther PPK CUNNIE Do you want the Walt or Goldie BIANCA Give me Walt Cunnie hands her the gun she s holding and turns back to her suitcase Inside is a huge selection of weapons Handguns knives grenades syringes with tubes of liquids lined up next to them Cunnie pulls out a rose gold tinted semi automatic a suppressor and a small bottle of ammonia chloride She lets the top fall She turns to Bianca who is unzipping the second suitcase POOR S O B falls out unconscious his broken baseball bat falling on top of him His hands are tied in front of him and his mouth is duct taped shut Cunnie opens the ammonia and waves it under his nose He jerks awake CUNNIE Hey sweetheart Poor S O B fumes underneath the duct tape Cunnie rips it off
2  When they cross, Bianca s bag topples to the side. As she struggles to put it back on it s wheels, a STREET VENDOR whis...
3 POOR S O B Agh What the fuck Where the fuckYou crazy bitches When I get out of here I swear to ChristBIANCA Really The B word You ve got to try harder on your insults Don t get lazy just because we re women CUNNIE I know right If two men had kidnapped you and stuffed you into a suitcase you would have called them fucktards cock suckers no good shit eating mother fuckers But just bitches BIANCA I mean we stuffed you in a suitcase man We deserve to be called cocksuckers It s that kind of chauvanistic attitude that keeps us in the dark ages POOR S O B Fuck YOU bitch Cunnie shoots him in the leg Poor S O B howls in pain BIANCA Cunnie CUNNIE Bianca Names No real names Great now we re going to have to kill him BIANCA No we re not to Poor S O B We re not going to kill you CUNNIE laughing sarcastically Yeah ok Bianca glares at her CUNNIE What
3  POOR S.O.B. Agh. What the fuck  Where the fuckYou crazy bitches. When I get out of here I swear to ChristBIANCA Really ...
4 BIANCA I m not cleaning up all this blood CUNNIE He was bleeding before BIANCA We said we wouldn t fire unless it was absolutely necessary Remember when we said that CUNNIE I remember when you said that Why even have guns if you re not going to use them BIANCA For intimidation Cunnie CUNNIE Well he looks pretty fucking intimidated to me Bianca Hey bat boy are you intimidated POOR S O B writhing in pain You insane fucking cunts Cunnie shoots him in the arm POOR S O B God fuckingBIANCA Goddamit CUNNIE What It s like a knee jerk thing I swear Watch Bitch She shoots his knee cap He howls CUNNIE Cunt She shoots his other arm He screams CUNNIE Twat POOR S O B No god For the love of fucking christ
4  BIANCA I m not cleaning up all this blood. CUNNIE He was bleeding before. BIANCA We said we wouldn t fire unless it was...
5 She pulls the trigger but she s empty CUNNIE Fucking did you leave a half empty magazine in here Cunnie goes back to the suitcase to reload BIANCA Will you stop it He s going to bleed out before we can interrogate him She turns to Poor S O B Behind her Cunnie loads another magazine into her gun and walks back over BIANCA Listen I just need you to tell me who your boss is My friend will stop shooting you We ll untie you And you can walk out of here free as a bird Can you do that for me Can you give me a name CUNNIE clicks her gun Pretty please INT EXT CAR EVENING TWO WEEKS LATER The windows are down Cunnie drives the strands of her long purple wig fluttering in the breeze Bianca sits next to her searching through her purse BIANCA I don t understand why you re making such a big deal about this CUNNIE I m not making a big deal BIANCA Yes you are Bianca throws down her purse and fumbles through the glove compartment CUNNIE No I m not I m just saying you need to tell them the truth BIANCA It s none of their business
5  She pulls the trigger, but she s empty. CUNNIE Fucking- did you leave a half empty magazine in here  Cunnie goes back t...
6 CUNNIE They re our parents Bianca We are their business Bianca reaches under the seat and pulls out a crumpled pack of smokes She takes one out and lights it BIANCA It has no effect on them What I do in my bedCUNNIE gesturing to the cigarette Oh my god Could you not BIANCA CONT D is my business Fuck off I wouldn t need to smoke in your precious new car if you would just drop it CUNNIE Fine BIANCA Good CUNNIE Great Cunnie drums on the steering wheel as Bianca puffs out the window CUNNIE It s just how do you even know anyway I mean for sure BIANCA Are you ugh I can t evenCUNNIE Don t get mad I just mean you ve never even been with a guy BIANCA I have dated plenty of men CUNNIE You never slept with any of them You never know You might like it All I m saying is first taste the dick then it s your pick
6  CUNNIE They re our parents Bianca. We are their business. Bianca reaches under the seat and pulls out a crumpled pack o...
7 BIANCA You re so witty CUNNIE Whatever Bianca shakes her head and glares out the window After a moment she laughs Cunnie looks over and joins her both of them giggling until their eyes water BIANCA First taste the dick Then it s your pick CUNNIE Shut up BIANCA God You should have been a poet INT SUBURBAN KITCHEN NEW JERSEY SAME MOM 50s hums to herself in the kitchen washing dishes She has a short wiry frame and flaming red hair A tray of cookies sits on the counter next to her Cunnie and Bianca pull up to the house and walk in through the back door MOM looking out the window Is that a new car CUNNIE Just got it today Cunnie kisses her on the cheek Mom wipes her hands on a towel hanging from the oven Bianca follows with another kiss as Cunnie swipes a cookie from the counter MOM Business is going that well CUNNIE with her mouth full Booming MOM Those are for dinner Cunnie shrugs and smiles Mom sighs MOM Come on make yourself useful Chop these onions for me
7  BIANCA You re so witty. CUNNIE Whatever. Bianca shakes her head and glares out the window. After a moment she laughs. C...
8 Cunnie goes to the sink and rinses off an onion She starts to chop it on the counter next to Mom MOM I never knew freelancing could be so lucrative What do you do again I wanted to tell Linda the other day and I could not find the words BIANCA Acquisitions and liquidations MOM That s right Never get old girls So how are things outside of work Any boys I should know about Cunnie raises an eyebrow at Bianca She scowls MOM What What was that Do you have a new boyfriend sweetheart CUNNIE She d have to have an old boyfriend for that Bianca walks behind Cunnie grabbing a cookie BIANCA Quick tongue sis Is that why they named you Cunnilingus MOM Bianca CUNNIE elbowing her Shut up BIANCA Why Cunnilingus Cunnie whirls around fists clenched Her voice is quiet CUNNIE Don t call me that MOM Girls BIANCA to the tune of Mona
8  Cunnie goes to the sink and rinses off an onion. She starts to chop it on the counter next to Mom. MOM I never knew fre...
9 Lisa Cunnilingus cunnilingus men have named you CUNNIE Bianca you need to step back MOM Now this is just childish BIANCA Don t get mad at me Get mad at your real parents for naming you blow job Cunnie pushes her A small scrap ensues Cunnie pins Bianca to the counter by the throat her hand rests on a knife behind her She grabs it for a moment then releases it and makes a fist instead Mom pulls Cunnie by the shoulder She shrugs her off Mom grabs a spoon from nearby and smacks Cunnie across the bottom She flinches and reaches back her arm still on Bianca s neck CUNNIE Ow MOM Off your sister Now CUNNIE Mom sheMOM Now Mom smacks her again Cunnie releases Bianca and steps back mumbling and rubbing her bottom Bianca smiles MOM to Bianca You out Go sit with your father BIANCA ButMom snatches the cookie from Bianca s hand MOM You can give that right back The childishness that you just showed is beyond and how dare you talk MORE
9  Lisa  Cunnilingus, cunnilingus, men have named you. CUNNIE Bianca, you need to step back. MOM Now, this is just childis...
10 MOM CONT D about Cunnie s real parents She is just as much ours as you are BIANCA SheMOM Out Mom swats Bianca towards the living room with the spoon Bianca glances back to see Cunnie sticking her tongue out BIANCA under her breath Mother f MOM Excuse me BIANCA Ow Mom sheMOM Go Bianca sulks to the living room Mom turns back to see Cunnie gloating She rolls her eyes and raises the spoon MOM Do you want another one Cunnie shakes her head hides her smile and turns back to chopping onions INT LIVING ROOM SAME DAD 50 s sits on the couch watching television a beer in his hand He rests the can on his jutting belly Bianca comes in rubbing her bottom and mumbling under her breath DAD Hey kid BIANCA Hey DAD I hear fighting in there He hands her a beer She kisses him on the cheek BIANCA You could say that
10 MOM  CONT D  about Cunnie s  real parents . She is just as much ours as you are. BIANCA SheMOM Out  Mom swats Bianca to...
11 DAD Mom kick you out again BIANCA Why break tradition now Who s on DAD Celtics at the Spurs BIANCA Huh They sit in silence for a moment BIANCA Mom said you re coming to the city soon DAD Mmhm Next month two months I don t know Your mother keeps the schedule Maybe we can meet for lunch BIANCA Sure DAD Work s going well BIANCA Uh huh We ve got a big acquisition this week CUT TO INT BANK LOBBY DAY Cunnie and Bianca stand in the lobby of the bank with cloth masks over their faces and guns raised BIANCA All right mother fuckers Nobody moves no one gets hurt 3 BANK PATRONS cower on the floor surrounding them Their purses wallets and cell phones are piled up on a table next to a tablet Cunnie plays on it holding the gun lazily in the other CUNNIE Cameras are down
11  DAD Mom kick you out again  BIANCA Why break tradition now  Who s on  DAD Celtics at the Spurs. BIANCA Huh. They sit i...
12 The girls take their masks off CUNNIE Ugh God these things itch BIANCA Here s the drill We have your phones We have your wallets With your driver s licenses With your names your pictures your home addresses Not that we need it My friend just disabled the cameras here with an i pad If we want to find you we can Cunnie gestures behind the glass to several workers CUNNIE I also shut down that button you re pressing Doris You can stop now BIANCA Come on out from there guys The bank workers shuffle out of the back hands raised Bianca and Cunnie take their cell phones as they come Bianca holds her gun to the name tag of the last worker BIANCA Mary Simmons Alright Mary This will go quickly You re going to open the safe for me and sit nice and quietly while I take your money Then we ll be gone and for the sake of your families and yourselves you will forget everything that happened here A group of large men robbed the bank CUNNIE Caucasian men BIANCA Right Three caucasian men Let the black guys have a break My friend here will be baby sitting CUNNIE I m a bit trigger happy you guys so I d stay away from sudden movements
12  The girls take their masks off. CUNNIE Ugh. God these things itch. BIANCA Here s the drill. We have your phones. We ha...
13 BIANCA to the bank worker Move let s go Bianca hustles MARY towards the back Cunnie scrolls through Facebook on the tablet She chuckles at a video of a cat and a puppy A woman LAURA in her early 20 s shifts slightly and reaches into her boot Cunnie touches the barrel of her gun to the girl s temple CUNNIE Hey there INT BANK DEPOSIT ROOM SAME Bianca follows Mary into a back room Safety deposit boxes line the walls Bianca closes the door behind them and gestures with her gun to a corner BIANCA Sit Mary obeys with a scowl on her face Bianca pulls a lock picking kit out of her backpack She goes to a safety deposit box and picks it quickly gun still in hand She empties the contents into her bag and goes to another box MARY You don t have to do this You ll get caught You ll go to jail Laura laughs MARY I know real criminals little girl And you ain t one of them Mary shifts to run Bianca turns a gun towards her the lock pick tools in her mouth She shakes her head BIANCA Mmm mmm INT BANK LOBBY SAME Cunnie scrolls through Laura s phone her gun pressed to the girl s temple CUNNIE Laura huh We asked for phones earlier Laura Did you have this then
13  BIANCA  to the bank worker  Move, let s go. Bianca hustles MARY towards the back. Cunnie scrolls through Facebook on t...
14 Laura shakes her head no Cunnie presses the gun deeper into her temple CUNNIE Don t lie to me Laura It makes my fingers twitch Another BANK PATRON moves behind her She points a second gun in his direction CUNNIE Do you mind I m in the middle of a conversation She turns back to Laura CUNNIE People can be so rude Cunnie kneels down next to Laura CUNNIE Have you ever been to Rome Laura LAURA What CUNNIE Rome Keep up Have you ever seen the climbed a mountain LAURA Umm no Cunnie leans down gun to Laura s temple lips to her ear CUNNIE Have you ever gone skydiving Ever fallen in love Ever had a man lose himself in your thighs until he s gasping for air Fucked him so hard and so long and so good he called you God LAURA I I ve been skydiving CUNNIE By yourself LAURA Tandem
14  Laura shakes her head no. Cunnie presses the gun deeper into her temple. CUNNIE Don t lie to me Laura. It makes my fin...
15 Cunnie stands back up pressing the gun again CUNNIE Then why the FUCK are you trying to end your miserable fucking life Laura Don t you know I have a gun Would you like to see it closer She shifts the gun between her eyes LAURA whimpering No please CUNNIE Is your hero moment worth it Laurie She shakes her head no crying CUNNIE God Okay Don t cry I m sorry I just my temper Just slide your phone over here Good Now put your hands where I can see them Thank you sweetheart That was very good Cunnie picks up the phone and strokes Laura s face CUNNIE See Everything s fine She knocks her out with the butt of her gun and turns toward the rest of the room CUNNIE Now if anyone else wants to get knocked the fuck out like Laura reach into a pocket INT BANK DEPOSIT ROOM SAME Bianca empties a last box into her now full bag She puts away her tools and zips up the bag MARY Great You got what you came for We wish you the best Bianca twists a suppressor onto her gun BIANCA Mary Simmons You re brave Mary MORE
15  Cunnie stands back up, pressing the gun again. CUNNIE Then why the FUCK are you trying to end your miserable fucking l...
16 BIANCA CONT D But twelve years in a gun cartel will do that MARY What are you talking about BIANCA Keisha s your real name right Keisha Carter Terrence has been dying to find you MARY Who the fuck are you BIANCA The way he tells it you almost took out the whole organization when you snitched Generals lieutenants He s paying us an insane amount for this job Bianca pulls out a roll of tape and tapes Mary s hands behind her back MARY Oh God please I have a son BIANCA Nathan I know I hate to do this to him but he ll move on She blindfolds her MARY Nine years I thought I was safe I thought it was over BIANCA Come on Keisha You knew Everybody knows There was only one way this could end Bianca holds the gun to the front of Mary s forehead BIANCA You can t outrun your bullet INT EXT CAR SAME Bianca turns up the radio as they speed away Cunnie pulls out a bag of coke They laugh as they drive
16 BIANCA  CONT D  But twelve years in a gun cartel will do that. MARY What are you talking about  BIANCA Keisha s your re...
17 CUNNIE Oh my god I thought that kid was going to shit herself She takes a snort of coke from a small spoon in the bag BIANCA You really said all that CUNNIE Yeah I d rehearsed it in my head a few times but I didn t expect it to sound so good Fucked him so hard he called you god I m a fucking genius BIANCA Well congratulations you proper badass CUNNIE Whythankyou You re not so bad yourself She rubs her nose CUNNIE You want some of this BIANCA Fuck is that will you wait until we park at least CUNNIE So that s a no then Sirens sound behind them Blue and red flashes BIANCA Holy Fuck me in the shit CUNNIE Fuck Ok calm down BIANCA Fucking hide the fucking guns CUNNIE Thanks B I was just going to put them in my lap next to the coke and the 10 000 of stolen fucking jewels Thanks for the heads up
17  CUNNIE Oh my god  I thought that kid was going to shit herself. She takes a snort of coke from a small spoon in the ba...
18 BIANCA What do we do Fuck Cunnie CUNNIE B Calm down Okay Just pull over we ll talk to the nice gentlemen and we ll be on our way alright BIANCA Okay CUNNIE Calm down BIANCA Okay They pull over A female OFFICER steps out of the cop car BIANCA It s a woman CUNNIE Fuck She pulls the gun out from under the seat and slides it into the back of her pants The OFFICER approaches the car scribbling on her notepad She steps up to the window OFFICER License and registration ladies Or should I sayShe leans down to the window so that her face can be seen OFFICER Bitches Bianca and Cunnie laugh cursing and breathing a sigh of relief It s TIFFANY early 30 s a short curvy Lebanese woman BIANCA Tiffany You beautiful motherfucker I don t know whether to kick your ass or kiss it TIFFANY I ll take the kiss Halbe She opens Bianca s door gesturing for her to get out Bianca unbuckles her seatbelt
18  BIANCA What do we do  Fuck, Cunnie. CUNNIE B. Calm down. Okay. Just pull over, we ll talk to the nice gentlemen, and w...
19 CUNNIE You scared the living Christ out of us Fuck me TIFFANY Hey I promised you no cops yeah How the fuck would it look if no one even came to look this way CUNNIE And the sirens TIFFANY Ok that was just for fun Bianca finally climbs out of the car and puts her arms around Tiffany s neck Tiffany pulls her in and kisses her hard They lean against the car accidentally shutting the door Cunnie rolls her eyes CUNNIE Ok you two That s nice Could you maybe get a room before we get caught by some uncorrupted officers of the law No Tiffany throws a middle finger against the car window CUNNIE Ok Uncalled for EXT GRAVEL PAVED ALLEYWAY NIGHT Bianca Tiffany and Cunnie stumble over the gravel in their high heels Bianca wheels a small suitcase Muted music pounds from the building next to them They reach a BOUNCER 6 5 and muscled He smiles at Cunnie BOUNCER Hey girl How you been CUNNIE Good baby Staying safe You BOUNCER Same Same He s expecting you two He eyes Tiffany CUNNIE She s with us love He hesitates
19  CUNNIE You scared the living Christ out of us. Fuck me. TIFFANY Hey. I promised you no cops, yeah  How the fuck would ...
20 CUNNIE Hey Look at me She s cool He nods and lets them through CUNNIE smiling Alright Tell your wife she owes me 5 off the match last week I m not playing now I want my money INT EXCLUSIVE DOWNTOWN CLUB NIGHT The girls approach a table of suited men Tiffany goes to the bar across the room and sits as Cunnie pulls out an envelope Inside are pictures of Mary a bullet in her head The leader of the group TERRENCE 50s rifles through them pulls out several stacks of money and hands them to Cunnie She puts them in her purse They shake hands somberly then burst out laughing Terrence lifts Cunnie into the air giggling and kicking her feet He puts her down and kisses Bianca on the cheek TERRENCE And who is this lovely caramel queen He takes Tiffany s hand Bianca steps in between them BIANCA She s off limits Terrence Terrence laughs and throws his hands up TERRENCE Damn girl Message received message received Let s get some more drinks in here CUT TO INT BAR SAME Cunnie and Bianca sit at a bar across from the men s table Bianca sketches a cityscape in a small notebook At the table next to Terrence Tiffany gestures wildly The men laugh CUNNIE She s a good girl
20  CUNNIE Hey. Look at me. She s cool. He nods and lets them through. CUNNIE  smiling  Alright. Tell your wife, she owes ...
21 BIANCA Yeah CUNNIE Too bad Mom and Dad can t meet her BIANCA You know fuck off Cunnie What am I going to say Hey Mom and Dad this is my lesbian lover Tiffany She s a corrupt NYPD officer which is great for me because I m a professional criminal Also I smoke cigarettes So yeah CUNNIE I m pretty sure they have hallmark cards for that Bianca tries to hide her smile BIANCA Dick Cunnie turns to the BARTENDER CUNNIE Hey could I get two whiskeys One on the rocks one with coke She shuts Bianca s notebook CUNNIE Put that thing away Who pulls out a sketchbook at a party Nerd Bianca smiles shakes her head and slips the sketchbook into her purse BARTENDER Is that cash or would you like to start a tab CUNNIE I have a tab BARTENDER Name CUNNIE Stewart Cunnie
21  BIANCA Yeah. CUNNIE Too bad Mom and Dad can t meet her. BIANCA You know, fuck off Cunnie  What am I going to say  Hey ...
22 BARTENDER Connie CUNNIE Cunnie BARTENDER Honey CUNNIE CUNNIE BARTENDER Cunnie What s that short for CUNNIE rising from her seat It s short for place my fucking drink order before I shove my foot down your throat you fuckingBianca holds her back pulling her towards the table with Tiffany and the men BIANCA Just Cunnie Short for nothing Thanks We ll take those drinks at the table CUNNIE Fucking just take my order Is he fucking new BIANCA Hush Don t get worked up We ll steal Terrence s drink Will that make you feel better CUNNIE A little They go back to the table Terrence raises a shot glass in a toast TERRENCE To my favorite girls If you ever need anything anything you give me a call I mean that BIANCA Thank you
22  BARTENDER Connie  CUNNIE Cunnie. BARTENDER Honey  CUNNIE CUNNIE  BARTENDER Cunnie  What s that short for  CUNNIE  risi...
23 CUNNIE Thanks T TERRENCE Alright then LET S GET WASTED They all shout cheers and toast with him knocking back their shots Vision blurs as they get more drunk and the evening devolves into a flurry of drugs and chaos INT HOSPITAL ROOM NIGHT Poor S O B lays in bed eating jello He drops it on himself as Kay middle aged and balding sits across from him twirling a green wedding band on his left ring finger His face is unseen KAY You ve been avoiding my calls POOR S O B No sir I ve just It s beenKAY What I m not pretty enough for you You don t buy me flowers any more Poor S O B laughs uncomfortably He looks down at his hands KAY I hear you received a message on my behalf POOR S O B You could say that KAY I did say that Did they give you a message or not POOR S O B Yes sir Sorry KAY Well Well what is it POOR S O B Oh Sorry Poor S O B undoes his hospital gown and pulls it down to reveal a series of marks cut into his chest Scabbing and flecked in dry blood the marks read xoxo the bitches
23  CUNNIE Thanks T. TERRENCE Alright then. LET S GET WASTED  They all shout cheers and toast with him, knocking back thei...