The next day Jeff was constructing a No Way You Are Getting Into My House machine when Ms. Jones asked, “What are you doing Jeff?” Jeff replied, “What it says on the box. I need some volunteers who are okay with bonking their heads and getting wet.” He needed to test out his new machine when it was completed.Ms. Jones said, “Yes.”
Ms. Jones made an announcement. Any students who are willing to help Jeff build his machine are welcome to join him during recess. Beware you might get a little wet!
Jeff crossed the room to stand by Bully’s desk. “Would you like to help me? I need someone strong and cunning like you.” Bully smiled flattered, rubbed his hands together and began to give an evil smile……..dodododododododo.
During recess two other kids joined Jeff to work on his machine. Jeff said, “Big Bones. Get some water for me. Tiny Head go to the classroom and get some wood and Bully you are my test subject.” All four worked hard to finish building the machine and they were very proud of their work.
A tall pole rested against the door frame with a perpendicular board reaching across the frame. A bucket of water rested on the board near the top of the frame with a string attached to the bucket’s handle. When everything was in place, Bully stepped in the door. But he slipped and hit his head on the ground, pulling the string down and sending the bucket filled with water onto his head.
Ms. Jones heard all the commotion and came in to investigate the situation. She was shocked to see Big Bones, Tiny Head and Jeff lifting the bucket off Bully’s head. They helped Bully stand up.Once standing, Bully shook his fist at Jeff and Jeff knew that this was not the end.
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