If you give a canadien a

 

pair of hockey skates....

 

 

By Scott Cohen

 

 

 

 

If you give a canadien a pair of hockey skates then he will put them on.

 

If he puts them on then he will tie them.

If he ties them then the Canadian will go onto the ice

 

If the Canadian goes onto the ice then he will realize that he needs a stick

If he realizes he needs a stick then he will get a bauer hockey stick

If he gets a bauer hockey stick then he will go play with pucks

If he plays with the pucks then he will realize he is having fun

If he realizes he is having fun then he will decide to join a team

 

If he decides to join a team he will then try out for the team

If he tries out for the team then he will make the team.

If he makes the team then he will practice

If he practices then he will be ready to play in games

If the Canadian is ready to play in games then he will need better skates

If he needs better skates then he will be given a pair of skates

If you give a Canadian a pair of hockeys skates he will put them on