If You Give Tom Brady A Football

 

 

By Davis Strabley

If you give Tom Brady a football

 

Then they’ll think he deflated it

 

If they think he deflated it

Then they will have a trial called deflategate

If they have a trial called deflategate

 

Then Tom Brady will get suspended for 4 games

 

 

If Tom Brady is suspended 4 games

 

then jimmy garoppolo will start week1

if jimmy garoppolo starts week 1

 

then he will led them to victory 23-21

If Jimmy leads them to victory 23-21  

 

Then He will start week 2

 

If he starts week 2

 

Then he will injure his shoulder

 

If he injures his shoulder

 

Then Jacoby Brissett will lead them to victory 24-31 over the Dolphins

 

If Jacoby Brissett leads

 

them to victory 23-31 over the Dolphins

Then he will start week 3

 

If he starts week 3

 

Then the Patriots will shutout the texans 27-0

If the patriots shutout the texans 27-0

 

Then Jacoby Brissett will tear ligaments in his thumb

 

If Jacoby Brissett tears ligament in his thumb

 

Then he will play badly week 4

If he plays badly week 4  

 

Then Tom Brady will start week 5

 

If Tom Brady starts week 5

 

Then Tom Brady will get the football

If you give Tom Brady a football

 

Then they’ll think he deflated it again