If you give Tom Brady a football

Then they’ll think he deflated it

If they think he deflated it

If they have a trial called deflategate

Then Tom Brady will get suspended for 4 games

If Tom Brady is suspended 4 games

then jimmy garoppolo will start week1

if jimmy garoppolo starts week 1

then he will led them to victory 23-21

If Jimmy leads them to victory 23-21

Then He will start week 2

If he starts week 2

Then he will injure his shoulder

If he injures his shoulder

Then Jacoby Brissett will lead them to victory 24-31 over the Dolphins

If Jacoby Brissett leads

them to victory 23-31 over the Dolphins

Then he will start week 3

If he starts week 3

Then the Patriots will shutout the texans 27-0

If the patriots shutout the texans 27-0

Then Jacoby Brissett will tear ligaments in his thumb

If Jacoby Brissett tears ligament in his thumb

Then he will play badly week 4

If he plays badly week 4

Then Tom Brady will start week 5

If Tom Brady starts week 5

Then Tom Brady will get the football

If you give Tom Brady a football

Then they’ll think he deflated it again