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If you give

a baboon

some eggs,

he'll want

bacon with it!

And chances are...

If he wants

some food to

go with his

water...

 

 

...then you

will make

him eggs

If you give

him a glass of

water...

 

 

...then he will

want food to

go with it

If he is thirsty...

 

 

 

...then you will go and grab him a glass of water

If he breaks

a sweat...

 

 

 

 

...then he

will be

thirsty

If he

dances

with

you...

 

 

...then

he will

break a

sweat

If he wants

to sing a

long...

 

 

...then he

will want

to dance too

If you sing him

a bedtime

song...

 

 

 

...then he will

want to join in

If he wants to

go to bed...

 

 

...then you will

have to sing

him a bedtime

song

If he notices

the bags

under his

eyes...

 

 

...then he will

want to go to

bed

If he checks

the mirror...

 

 

...then he will

notice the bags under

his eyes

If you give a

baboon a

napkin...

 

 

...then he will

want a mirror

to make sure he

hasn't missed a

spot

If he finishes

his eggs...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...then he

will want a

napkin

If  you  give

 a  baboon

some  eggs...

 

 

 

...then he will

want a fork

to finish them

If  you  give  a  baboon  some bacon...

 

 

 

 

 

...then  he  will  want some  eggs  to  go  with  it

If you give 

 

baboon some

 

bacon

By Elizabeth Maloney